Introduction

Hey, you guys! I'm Prisoner 13! But you can call me Hooded Prisoner-chan! Or Hooded-chan for short! Or even better, Hooded Claire, or Hooded Tracy! So you're probably wondering, "Gee, Hooded-chan, why call yourself that"? Well that's because I LOVE HOODS. No, not those weird S&M bondage hoods. And no, not hoodies! I mean bags over heads!

Haha. Very funny.

No, THESE.

Isn't she beautiful?

Yep, that's right. I'm talking burlap. Imagine this. You just committed a felony, and all of a sudden....BAM! The CIA gets ya and puts a sack over your head! THAT. IS AROUSING. The tingling sensation of a burlap sack being put over your head is the greatest thing ever experienced.

The adrenaline pumping into you as you can't see as you're tied to a chair you can't get out of, your torturers shouting at you and calling you names and  forcing you to do stress positions. That is the true essence of joy.

See? This chick gets it.

Now I know what you might be thinking, "But Hooded-chan! Hooding is a form of torture!". Screw that and what those people at Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo and those protesters say. BEING HOODED IS THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD!

ALL HAIL BEING HOODED!

Anyway, see you around soon! And next time, I'll be sure to talk more about how great it is to be hooded!