How to wear hoods and the best hoods

Michael:Hey, Claire! We're gonna go to the park in just a moment!

Claire:Alright. I'll just be here doing my blog in the meanwhile.

Hey, guys, me and my boyfriend are gonna go out so this'll be kinda short. So, what are the best hoods and the best way to wear them? Well, first of all, the hood should be black and not too big.

The hood should also be small enough to cover the neck, but not cover the shoulders

Other colors are OK, but black's really the best. But if you're going for big, you should have a full body sack, not a sack that only covers half the body.

Seriously, this looks dumb. Don't use a half-body sack.

This one's better

The hood should also be rounded and not show any edges. And the hood should also be smooth and not show bumps or ruffles. At least on the face. You can do it on the bottom. In fact, hoods look better if there are ruffles around the neck area. Otherwise, they'd look too plain. If you have long hair, it's OK if it's slipping out of the hood. Also, while it's OK to not have goggles or earmuffs on the hood, it honestly looks a lot better. Hell, sometimes, it looks better if you leave one or the other.

Bad example of how to wear a hood

Good example of how to wear a hood. Would be much better if the edge wasn't showing

Best example of how to wear a hood.

How to wear a hood without earmuffs

How to wear a hood without goggles

How to wear a hood without either. But the edge kind of ruins it.

The best way to wear a hood without either.

TL;DR: The best way to be hooded is to either A.wear a hood that's pretty clean on the face, but ruffled on the neck area. B.wear a hood without either goggles or earmuffs or both at the same time or C.wear a hood that covers your head up to the neck but not up to the shoulders.

M:Come on, Claire! Let's get going!

C:Coming, Mikey!

So anyway, thanks for reading my post.

On a sidenote, NEVER EVER WEAR A FUR HOODIE WHILE IN A BOILER SUIT! EVEN WHILE HOODED! That looks fucking dumb.