Hooded Prisoner-chan's blog and stuff: The return of Hooded-chan

Hey guys! So you're probably wondering where I've been for the past few weeks. Well, I've been hanging out with my boyfriend and during that time, we decided to marathon Heroes. I don't regret watching it.

......At least, the first season. The others are crap. Hell, the only redeeming quality the 3rd season has is that the first episode of Volume 4 has an extended sequence featuring hooded people. That's it. But it did inspire me to make a review based on it considering it gave me my fetish. So here we go!

Anyway, we start off with Tracy (who's a cunt, btw and if anyone deserves to be locked up, it's probably her), picking up the phone, almost taking a bath and getting captured. Unfortunately, this is the episode's biggest problem. NOT showing Tracy hooded. Or hell, showing us any of the other prisoners being hooded too! Seriously, it would've been the greatest shit ever, but nope! Just cuff her hands. Boo.

We then cut to *sigh* Claire and Angela (both are also cunts, the former for being annoying and the latter for being an awful person) who are.......y'know what? Let's skip this. Angela isn't one of the hooded prisoners. Why? I dunno. Nathan's willing to have his own brother hooded and sent to Guantanamo, but apparently, the evil mom's a no-no. At least Claire gets hooded, that'll shut her up.

So anyway, boring stuff happens and at the 36-minute mark, we FINALLY get to see the hooded people. And it's BEAUTIFUL.

It sheds a tear in my eye to see them hooded. WHY COULDN'T I BE HOODED LIKE THEY ARE?

Tangent here. So, um, did the guards strip them of their clothes and gave them jumpsuits and tanktops? I mean, they're clearly not wearing clothes underneath those jumpsuits And considering they took away Monica (I'll get to her part later) and Claire, who are both teenagers, then....ewww. But where did they strip them? In their houses? And did anyone notice? It seems kinda hard to believe nobody would notice hooded people being dragged into vans.

So, Nathan checks them out (Oh, Nathan. I never knew you had that fetish) and is told by leader guy that Sylar escaped (Seriously though, why don't you guys kill him? He's better off dead) and that they captured Claire. If I was Nathan, I would've sent her there along with the others as punishment for being a whiny cunt and to know how great it is to be hooded. But sadly, being a dad, of course he doesn't do what I'd do. Pussy.

The only thing Claire was good for. AND IT DOESN'T EVEN LAST A MINUTE.

So, Nathan releases Claire and gives her a pass (Hey, um, Nate? Is it a good idea to unhood her in front of cameras? She's an American citizen AND YOUR DAUGHTER, and considering the whole secrecy thing, your ass would've been deep fried at that point).

Meanwhile, in more exciting news.....

So he puts Claire in the car and we are given the greatest moment in Heroes history......25 seconds of hooded people!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you God for this bountiful hooded people!

Also, that hooded prisoner with the hair flowing out of her hood is Tracy. For some reason, she's not only the only hooded person like that, but she's also the only one who has her hair flowing out.

Seriously though, why her?

How come we never see the hooded chick with the pigtails in the episode? Where's her focus?

So, anywho, Claire decides it's time to ruin the fun so she kicks her driver's head (Nate, why didn't you hood her and drug her? Or restrain her? Or have guards in her car?) and gets into the plane. Even when it's trying to take off. And no, I don't know how nobody notices it or how she even managed to do it. My guess is on the writers' love for Claire.

Meanwhile, fun stuff happens!

So Claire gets into the plane to "rescue" them (I would've just asked them to take me along with them, seems like a wet dream if you ask me) so she hides, very badly. Not helping her case is the fact that after rehooding Hiro, she doesn't put the goggles and earmuffs back on. Then again, the guard aren't much better (a guard even looks at her direction at one point and SHE STILL DOESN'T GET CAUGHT!)